Outerzone
by Zvook
WHATS NEXT?
As the dawn of a new age in America comes upon us, we have to
consider what our expectations for this very unknowable future are. As I am
writing this, the presidential elections for 2004 have yet to happen, although
this article will probably be published after the voting takes place, I doubt
we’ll actually know who our president is until after enduring a few weeks of
legal mumbo jumbo. Either that or one of them will win by a landslide (we know
who we hope will), leaving no room for objections. The alternative to the
successful democratic candidate is almost too horrible to consider, but we have
to consider it, and we also have to consider the fact that although Keary is
extremely favorable to Bush, he, and his running mate, have yet to state that
they plan to make gay rights a walk in the park. We’re not going to receive a
‘Get Out of Jail Free’ card. We’ll still have to deal with the Monopoly.
But first, let’s look at the possibility of Bush winning this election. My
concern for the ramifications of this happening go so far beyond gay marriage
and equal rights that I can barely even bring myself to care about it when I
think on the numerous other despicable things that this man is capable of doing
to the world. You have to be alive to get married…..And as we can see by the
recent release of Osama’s latest message to Americans, Bush’s current tactics
are doing nothing but angering the terrorists even further. Who knows if Kerry
can do better? I’m willing to bet that he certainly can’t do worse. Most likely,
the same holds true for the economy, and the general reputation of America as
perceived by the rest of the world. I don’t think that with Kerry’s well known
opposition to war, and his adamant opinions on the negative effects of war on
the world and on the soldiers participating, that he would ever be willing to
institute a draft unless if was completely inevitable. On the other hand, Bush’s
disregard for the lives of soldiers became totally evident when we went to war
with Iraq, based on selfish reasons that were covered up by the many now exposed
lies that he spouted off to his country. I am probably least likely out of any
young man I know to be drafted, based on various health problems, but unlike a
lot of republicans who are in the tax bracket that keeps them out of harms way,
I still have a concern for my fellow American men that might be forced to serve
in this farce of a war against their will. Once again, I have to say, this takes
precedence over any concerns I might have for equal rights based on sexuality.
But, seeing as getting Bush out of office will help assure that there’s no draft
and might assure that civil unions (at least) are legalized, I can wrap all of
my concerns into one ball and drop that ball at the voting booth.
Here’s the problem. Even though voting for Kerry will most likely assure a
better scenario in Iraq, I’m not so sure that any good for equal rights will
really come of it. On the plus side, you have to consider how many votes both
Kerry and Edwards risked losing when they refused to pander to the majority of
voters who still oppose gay marriage and civil unions. In the debates, they
didn’t falter or ‘flip flop’ on the subject. They both made a much stronger case
for civil unions then their opponents. There was a lot of talk about Edwards
intentionally mentioning the sexuality of Cheney’s daughter during their one
debate. Many thought it was an underhanded move. As far as I’m concerned, it’s
underhanded to be the supposedly accepting and understanding father of a lesbian
woman, and still openly oppose her rights as a human being. It was an issue that
deserved to be mentioned because it blatantly exposed Cheney’s hypocrisy. I
think it’s also amazing that Edwards and Kerry could be fathers of heterosexual
children with no known history of homosexuality in their families, and still be
that much more understanding of our issues than Cheney, the father of a lesbian
woman.
As amazing as it is, it’s still politics. Maybe after four years of Bush, I’m so
completely pessimistic about politicians that I can’t even trust the ones I’m
voting for. I can’t help but think there’s an ulterior motive to their
acceptance of the Gay and Lesbian community. Maybe they just wanted to use it as
a contrast because in the beginning, the differences between the two campaigns
seemed few and far between. Maybe they wanted to be able to subtly point out
Cheney’s hypocrisy, as I just not so subtly did. Whatever it was, even if the
reasons were perfectly legitimate, I don’t think I’ll be completely satisfied
until I begin to see completely satisfactory laws being passed.
My idea of a satisfactory resolution is probably not like most peoples. I
support the idea of civil unions- Completely. I don’t think marriage can ever be
a fair a legal union between two people, merely because of its innate mingling
of church and state. I’d like to see civil unions become the only type of unions
to be recognized by the government, and marriages to be only recognized by
churches, and no mixture of the two. Any preexisting marriage can just be grand
fathered into this system as a civil union and a marriage. If you want your
union to be legally recognized, go to the judge. If you want it to be
religiously recognized or other, go to your church. But don’t let either have
anything to do with the other. Any other way, as far as I’m concerned, is
ridiculous.
But voting isn’t until tomorrow, and as I said, I don’t expect a winner to be
announced until next week. Until that happens, who knows what the future might
hold for our community? But as you vote, and as you sit at your homes and wish
and hope and pray for Kerry to win, dreaming of the day when he’ll give you your
equal rights, or at least start the ball, try to also remember all the soldiers
that have died, the Iraqi civilians that have perished, the families that have
lost their jobs in this wretched economy, and know that Bush’s defeat goes way
beyond our issues. As far as I’m concerned, by defeating Bush, we save the
entire world.

SEXY ELEPHANT
My apologies for not
being there for you, readers, during the fateful and sad times following the
semi apocalypse that was the 2004 election. I think I needed a break from all
this crap. And when I refer to it as crap, it almost seems literal. While
watching the debates and the war and the etc. etc. etc. on television it seemed
that I could look to the sky and that the clouds were coming together to form
this white oval, so white that it looked like porcelain. And centering itself
over this over was an ass crack. And now, a few months later, everything
stinks. You get my drift. Now that the smell is not bearable, but a part of my
daily life, and there’s no Kerry brand air freshener to cover it up, I’ve
decided to get my own shit back together and write again. I’m sorry for hiding
under my covers.
With all that said,
I’m looking forward to the next four years. They are going to suck royally. So
much, in fact, that Tsunamis will probably be nothing compared to good old
fashioned suicide. I foresee a lot of perilous bullshit, and it seems very
gloomy and depressing and I don’t really need to go into it do I? Because when
you die and see that you’re life choices have brought u to Satan, you’re going
to feel a lot like the United States of America will feel in a very short time.
And that, my friends, is what’s made me so very happy.
We all know about the
pre-election jizm that Bush sprayed in our faces and made us lick off.
Apparently, America is a great big cum hungry whore because after four years of
being Bush’s cock cradle, we asked him back for another fuckathon. The great
collective pussy that is our country had yet to get sore; was still riding on
the orgasmic waves of refund checks, and the bloodlust that we had against
‘ugly’ foreigners for that ‘attack on our nation’. Eventually, in every
relationship.. the bottom gets tired of being the bottom. The pussy wants a
little licky, licky.
I have a feeling, a
much stronger feeling than I had around November of last year, that we won’t be
able to take getting screwed for another four years. Democrats and Republicans
alike will begin bumping into each other on the hemorrhoid medication aisle at
Walgreen’s and say “Hrm, you’re here too huh?”
I’ve gotten wind of a
few postulated election possibilities for 2008. More than a few. Dozens.
Because already, people are even more sick and tired of Bush. They can’t
fucking wait for the day. “I wish I had listened to you”, is the number one
comment that my Bush supporting acquaintances have given me in these past few
months. You couldn’t listen to your T.V.?
But no, I’m not
angry. I’m really not. I’m really very glad to see Bush up there in the oval
office. Had Kerry, only the far lesser of two nut sacks, won last year, a
Republican might very well have usurped him in ’08. But wait and see. With
Bush in office, the Republican Party will be so hated by the next election that
Hillary Clinton and Al Sharpton could run against a legalized Arnold and still
receive a landslide. In other words, the Elephant will be bending over. I
will, of course, be there to comment as the positions change.
P.S.- Interview with
the queer will be hurled into the mix within the next few months, so please, if
you think you’re interesting, drop me a line.


